Hello, Sweeties
This is my daughter, Jasmine. I was due December 6, but because of sudden onset severe preeclampsia, had to have an emergency c-section yesterday, August 23. She’s a fighter, seen here squeezing my hand.  I’m just asking for prayers, good vibes, and well wishes sent our way, please.

This is my daughter, Jasmine. I was due December 6, but because of sudden onset severe preeclampsia, had to have an emergency c-section yesterday, August 23. She’s a fighter, seen here squeezing my hand.  I’m just asking for prayers, good vibes, and well wishes sent our way, please.

kid-n0thing:

Yeah just drop me off right here this is good

kid-n0thing:

Yeah just drop me off right here this is good

50 questions
1: What would you name your future daughter?
Went with Savannah, going with Jasmine this time
2: Do you miss anyone?
My husband, may his shift end early and bring him home
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
LIES
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
Yes
5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
Sleeping and going to Mom's for food
6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
Stay in, I'm old and boring
7: How late did you stay up last night?
1, 2 am? I don't know
8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
James, this morning.
9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
Contemplating a nap
10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
No.
11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Yes. But why?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
On a daily basis.
13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
Yes
14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Yes, I married him
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
Always
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
No
17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
All the time
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
Yep
19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
By happy coincidence, yes
20: Who did you last see in person?
My daughter, Sassy
21: What is the last thing you said out loud?
"Love you Sass"
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
Sass, James, my cats (They are people to me)
23: Have you ever been to Paris?
Paris, Tennessee
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
No
25: Do you use chap stick?
Yes
26: Who did you last share a bed with?
James
27: Are you listening to music right now?
NO
28: What is something you currently want right now?
A cheeseburger. A big one, not some McDonald's shit
29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
No, but family
30: How is your heart lately?
Blood Pressure a bit high
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
sometimes
32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
About an hour go
33: What do people call you?
Jeni, Mom, honey
34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
Yes
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
Being pregnant is a stressful situation
36: What are you listening to right now?
SummerSlam 2013
37: What is wrong with you right now?
You want the list?
38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
: D
39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
Yes
40: What is on your wrists right now?
Watch, and 4 jelly bracelets
41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
No
42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
Yard Sale
43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
Yes
44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
Yes
45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
More kisses than days
46: What were you doing at midnight last night?
I dunno, eating?
47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
Nope
48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
I'd rather sleep with James
49: Have you ever been to New York?
Not yet
50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
Of course.
lucithor:

Okay so this just happened on my dashboard and I personally think this is exactly his kind of humour 

lucithor:

Okay so this just happened on my dashboard and I personally think this is exactly his kind of humour 

Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner
favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

“Even though I’m not a CM Punk fan, I don’t blame the man for leaving and saying he never intends on returning, he loses the WWE Championship after holding it for over a year to a bloody part-timer, then lost to a part-timer at Mania, then all of a sudden, along came Batista and wins the Royal Rumble, it just makes it look like CM Punk’s work for 8 years had just been a freaking joke, only to be ruined by part timers…”

Even though I’m not a CM Punk fan, I don’t blame the man for leaving and saying he never intends on returning, he loses the WWE Championship after holding it for over a year to a bloody part-timer, then lost to a part-timer at Mania, then all of a sudden, along came Batista and wins the Royal Rumble, it just makes it look like CM Punk’s work for 8 years had just been a freaking joke, only to be ruined by part timers…”

collegehumor:

One of These is Not Like the Others, PART 2 
Can you spot them all?

urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker